Monday, June 8, 2020

Innocent Jokes

These are things I found funny when I was talking with my son.

My son and I a looking at the globe talking about various countries in the world. He asks - "Dad which countries have you been to." I said "USA and India". He asks - "Why didn't you go to any other country. Are you not interested to go anywhere else?" I say - " Not it is not like that. It is just that I don't get the time." My son know I work in a start up, so he says - "Dad, since you have lot of work in a start up, why don't you join an endup. There you will have time to take a vacation." :)



My son and I  wanted to go to the park. It was cloudy outside, so I said lets check the weather and I go to weather.com and see that it is going to rain soon. My son's ear is red and I tell him -  "Looks like you scratched the ear a lot. Let me apply some cream to reduce the itchiness. " He says - "No I don't want that." I say - "Upto you. It might itch more." He says- can you open 'mirror.com', I want to see how my ear looks :)